Tale of a Virgin Cougar – Episode 4

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I'm not about to write the lyrics of Lagos Boys for
you, that's my ringtone. My phone rang louder
than it used to, I guess it was cause of the
situation I found myself, I was scared to pick up
and check who was calling me, I've never been
that scared to pick up my phone before. Before I
picked it up, I prayed to God
'Lord please save me from tonight's dilemma,
don't let Mrs. Williams call me till I'm done with
Vanessa'
I picked up the phone to see the caller, I was
greatly relieved when I saw who was calling me
and I cracked a smile. 'Hello Mum, how are you?'
She must have sensed a mixture of anxiety and
relieve in my voice. She said "I'm fine dear, what's
happening, you sound somehow" What's really
happening? How do I explain the situation I was to
my mum?
So I just told her, 'I have two tests tomorrow, I've
been reading one before and I've not read the
other one at all' I spoke in parable, the one I've
been reading before is Vanessa, the one I've not
read before is Mrs. Williams. You get?
"Why haven't you read the other one before? What
have you been doing with your time? Make sure
you start reading the one you've not read before
and read the other one later" that's what she
advised me to do.
To me, she said see Mrs. Williams tonight and see
Vanessa later. We talked about some other things
and ended the call.
Mrs. Williams is still yet to call; I'll just go and see
Vanessa jare I'd excuse myself when Mrs. Williams
calls.
So I wore my cloth and left for Vanessa's place.
Before getting to her place she called like three
times, she wanted to make sure I was really on my
way. I noticed something was different in Vanessa
that night, she was talking like she was extra
horny, she was talking like she has a surprise for
me, she was talking like we will do some new
things and to Vanessa and I nothing is new…
we've done it all.
'Wassup Baby, I'm outside' normally she'd come
outside to take me in, but she said "Baby please I
can't come outside right now… come inside; I'm in
my room… waiting for you". I was wondering why
she couldn't come outside, what's happening
inside? What's this girl planning now…? I was a bit
tensed.
*knock knock* She didn't even ask who was there;
she came and opened the door. I knew why she
couldn't come outside when I saw her, she was in
one of the shirts I gave her, she had no panties on,
all she had on was the shirt.
I was still at the door, staring at her like I've never
seen her before, I cracked a fat immediately I saw
her.

She pulled me in and gave me one of those
I've missed your D hug type of hug, you know
those type of hug yeah. The type of hug that the
babe will make sure your clam digger feels her
clam. This hug lasted for a long time; it was
beginning to feel like I have penetrated already,
since she was not wearing anything.
Finally, she let go of me and said "Oh God I've
missed you so much, I'd have killed you if you
didn't come, I told you to come hungry, hope
you've not eaten"
'No, I've not…' I wasn't really flowing; I wasn't
really talking maybe because Mrs. Williams hasn't
called. She didn't even seem bothered about that,
she was just happy I was there.
"Do you want me to bring your food now or later?"
She was talking to me like a Wife trying to please
her husband; she was acting like she'd need me to
do her a favor later.
'You can bring it now, I'm quite hungry sef'. She
went to bring the food, it was a sumptuous meal.
She was seated directly opposite me with her legs
wide opened while I was eating, I guess she did it
on purpose; as I looked her side, the heaven in
between her thighs winked at me. I could tell all
she was waiting for was for me to finish eating.
"Baby there's something I want to tell you" Ok,
she wants to tell me something, this should
explain why she's been acting like this; this
should explain why she really wanted to see me
tonight.
'So what's it you want to tell me' she looked at
me, smiled and licked her lips, the smile really
confused me. What's happening here? 'talk joor,
what do you want to tell me'
She started by asking if I know one of her friends
called Lola, of course I know her. Lola has the
shape a man can die for, I'm sure even the Pope
would stare twice if he sees her ass. So tell me
how I won't know that type of babe. I've always
been wishing to get down with her but I've never
made the move because of Vanessa. I asked her,

'wassup with Lola?'

"I was gisting my friends one day like that about
our sexual exploits, I was just gisting them about
how naughty we used to be together" so she was
gisting her friends about how we used to fuck, it's
alright… I was sha looking at her, waiting for her
to land. So she continued…
"I gisted them about how you gave me my best
sex ever, I was gisting them about how sweet you
are, later that day Lola came to ask me if she could
have your number, but I didn't give her" when she
said she didn't give her my number my face
changed and I gave her that 'you don fuck up'
face, I didn't even know when I asked why she
didn't give her my number.
She said "Because I'm not done with you yet?"
hearing that made me look at her like "are you
alright? you're not done with me and you broke up
with me" and I even feel we were done with each
other. She continued with the gist…
"There's something you've always wanted us to
do, but I couldn't agree to it because I was too
jealous and I didn't want to share you with
anybody" I was trying to figure out what she was
talking about, what could it be?
'Why don't you tell me what that is? I can't think
right now' I was done eating by this time, so she
stood up and came to sit so close beside me, she
rested her head on my shoulder, and she started
rubbing her hand on my chest, whispering to my
ears.

"Baby it's something you said you've never done
before and I'll like you to do it with me first" this is
getting interesting, something I've never done
before?
'Common Baby, just say it' I really wanted to know
what it was. She decided to tease me a little, "kiss
me before I tell you" sheybi it's just to kiss,
immediately I reached for her lips and tenderly I
kissed her.
She loved it, few seconds after kissing her, her
eyes were still closed…I tapped her like come back
to life jhur, Baby say it jhur. She asked if I like her
friend, Lola
"Do you like Lola?"
'She's a fine girl with a fine ass na, so yes I like
her'
"Can I call her to join us tonight?"
Join us tonight for what? What are we doing
tonight sef? Wait! Wait!! Wait!!! Is she asking me
if we could have a threesome? As this question
popped in my mind my heart began to produce
some Uhuru kind of beat, it will beat slowly for a
while then later change gear and beat faster. Is
today the day I've dreaded all my life? I wanted to
be sure it's what I was thinking so I asked